Hello again, folks! Many of you may already know that I am a master of love. Every day, I get whispers left and right asking, "How do I get a date," or, "How do you link the weenie," and, "Are you KoarIV?" Well, I figured it was about time I showed you the secrets to love in Tamuair.

Part 1: Picking a Soul Mate

The first thing to rely on is love at first sight. When that special someone passes by, and your heart begins to throb, you're either scared to death of that person, or you're in love.

"I can't tell if I'm scared of them, or in love with them!"

Well you'd better make up your mind fast. If you hesitate too long, someone might just come by and steal their heart before you do.

"Actually, I'm pretty sure that it's love, and I'm going to go for it."

Well hey, you arn't a chicken shit after all. :)
Remember though, if they arn't standing next to the opposite sex, that doesn't mean they havn't found their soul mate yet.

Ouch, bad move. To avoid this, research their history, and make sure they are single, and driving on the desired side of the road.

"Alright, I researched their history, and I'm ready to make my move."

Alright then, let's see what you got.

Very bad move. Saying such things can offend people, and sometimes even get you into trouble with the law. Next time, try to be a little more polite.

Congrats! You are in the zone. From here on in, just keep my tips in mind, and you will live a romantic life with your new lover.

"You gave me great tips, but I don't think I'm ready yet. Any more tips?"

You're that stupid? Ouch. Well, in the next part of my guide to love, we will be following around a couple on their first date. You can make notes, and use them for your own date.

Until then fellow Aislings,

MachO MonK