I think you'll all remember that about two or three deoches ago, I
left you. I warned you that one day, I would return with an army of
rabid squirrels. Or was it chipmunks? I really can't remember, so I
brought both for good measure. Anyway, my point is that I said that
I was going to lay waste to anyone and anything not flying the flag
of Wuhao. This being, of course, the stylized gold "W" against
a red background. Well, I'm looking around, and I can't see it anywhere.
Listen. I know that you all have your own problems, and your own needs,
but just put yourselves in my shoes for a minute and think about how
hard it is to destroy an entire world. Really. It's not easy. But, no
one will even lift a finger to help me out here by allowing me to separate
them from the rest of the world.
As some of you know, world domination is a very tough business. But
even despite the high overhead costs, I can offer you a deal if you
join me. Here are just a few benifits you enjoy as a legion of my mighty
1) The joyous feeling of being a part of something grand
2) My cheerful, spunky personality.
3) Full medical coverage
4) A free "Empire of Wuhao" totebag
And how does one join the Legions of Wuhao? Simple! Just place my
seal at the base of your posts.
It looks like this: /\|
It's easy! It's free! It beats being nibbled to death by squirrels
Wuhao Iosef Mythrin