A general purpose mock story

____________ woke up one sunny day, and rubbed ___ eyes. It had been a long night filled with ________ and _________. First ___ opened the curtains, and said, "GHAHAHAHAHA I SURE AM STUPID =(((((". _______'s stomach rumbled. ___ hadn't eaten in days!

"OH NO I HUNGER I'D BEST FIND FOOD," ___ exclaimed to ___self. "BUT WHAT SHALL I EAT?" ___ pondered. ___ didn't actually know what ponder meant, of course, since as we all know, ________ is an idiotic baboon with a head much like the useful part of a cup.

"HAR HAR HAR," ___ said, "I HAVE FOUND MEAT." And indeed ___ had! ___ chased the animal all about the room, but no matter how hard ___ ran, the animal got away! Finally, in a daring maneuver, ___ leaped into the air and seized the creature by one of its limbs! ___ wasted no time, and sank ___ teeth into the beast's leg. Which, as it so happened, was ___ own leg.

"OH NO I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED BY MY OWN VILENESS AGAIN. DRAT. IM HUNGRY."

Wuhao Iosef Mythrin

And an example of use:

Mock!Mock!Mock!

<.< >.> *Sets the Spoy on fire*
FLAMING SPOY!

Gido woke up one sunny day, and rubbed her eyes. It had been a long night filled with restlessness and wasps. First Gido opened the curtains, and said, "GHAHAHAHAHA I SURE AM STUPID =(((((". Gido's stomach rumbled. He hadn't eaten in days!

"OH NO I HUNGER I'D BEST FIND FOOD," she exclaimed to himself. "BUT WHAT SHALL I EAT?" Gido pondered. He didn't actually know what ponder meant, of course, since as we all know, Gido is an idiotic baboon with a head much like the useful part of a cup.

"HAR HAR HAR," she said, "I HAVE FOUND MEAT." And indeed he had! Gido chased the animal all about the room, but no matter how hard she ran, the animal got away! Finally, in a daring maneuver, he leaped into the air and seized the creature by one of its limbs! She wasted no time, and sank his teeth into the beast's leg. Which, as it so happened, was her own leg.

"OH NO I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED BY MY OWN VILENESS AGAIN. DRAT. IM HUNGRY."

(Nifty! It works. Thanks Wuhao!)

Gido

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