"Squishy Hampster" by Avonalla/Gallanova:

*Sings theme song*

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Squish Squish Squishy Hampster! =D

See look! It also comes with real life squeaking action!

Hampster: Help... me....

Oh shush up, you. We're PAYING you for this part.

*theme song plays again*

Squish Squish Squish
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Squish Squish Squishy Hampster! =D

~Rebecca Gallanova / avonalla(G) accebeR

Ophilia Korinn and "Are ye to drunk?"

Are ye to drunk? a poem

Starkle, starkle, little twink, who the hell you are I think?
I'm not under what they call, the Alcofluence of Incohol!
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep, just a little slorta sheep.
tee martoonies makes a guy, fool so feelish don't know why?
Don't know who I am just yet, the drunker I stay, the longer I get.

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-WEEEEEEEE! *hiccups*-

Rajak and Captain Temuair!

o/'

EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER! DARK! GO TEMUAIR!
By your powers combined... I am CAPTAIN TEMUAIR!
Captain Temuair, he's our hero, gonna take chadul down to zero
He's our powers, magnified, and he's fighting on Eduardo's side
Captain Temuair, he's our hero, gonna take chadul down to zero

gonna help him, put asunder, bad guys who like to steal and murder!
*background chorus* You'll pay for this, Captain Temuair!
We're Respected citizens (1)! You can be one too!
Cause saving rucesion is the thing to do!
corruption and harrassment, is not the way!
Hear what Captain Temuair has to say!

The power.. is YOURS!

o/'

... Let's mutiny

~
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All rights reserved

Rajak

Genvalgar and PostBandit

*You see parts of previous posts cut out*

iF ThE LIgHT Boon Is NoT A PenGuIn SuiT I WiLL HoLD PaShUrA HoStAgE UnTil My DeMAnds ArE Met. LeAve Me A PenGuiN SuiT In RuCeSion Inn RooM 6 Or ThE LigHt SiDE WilL BE mIssiNg ThEiR ChAMpIon.

~ThE PoSt BanDiT~

MWhAhhHAhAhAH!!

Genvalgar

CoriLynn and A Poem! :P

A poem! :P

Cr 30 cr 30!
Off i go Off i go
We start out good, I knew we should
but now we're getting slow!

Cr 30 Cr 30
down this loop, down this loop
We go ahead, us 2 we led
but now were lost from our groop

Wrong way he says wrong way
Do not go that way
Or you will not meet us here
This way this way my dears

So we take his way, take his way
Though he expects the least,
Look at at what we find, we find!
3 levels ambushed with beasts!

We get through angry and week
His outlook sure seems bleak!
But as we come to him down the path
filled with anger and wrath
he says "I told you I knew the way!"
And all we could do was laugh I say.

~CoriLynn
Demagogue (3)

Carnaugh with Campaign Poster

Morrigan with Hunting the elusive Unseelie

Hunting the elusive Unseelie

(No this isn't what your thinking it is, it can't possible be that ethior. No... no not that ethior, Nope still wrong. Ok now that was just Way off...)

Here we are in the Wild Out Back Of Mileth Stalking the Rare Unseelies Court Member as it stalks it's unsuspecting Pray. This Pray goes by many names. The Local Bushmen refure to them as 'Newbies' These Bushmen are often more powerful then a simailr group that call them selves the "Civilaized Poeple" They call this Pray 'Peasents'.

For the sake of less confusion we'll be calling these poeple 'younging' Becuse that seems to sound like the Sound the rare Unseelies makes one one is spoted.

Now, Vary little is known about the Unseelie Creatures and their Culter, But form what we can tell they Build huge Momuments out of Cheese that resabile a Man that they refure as "The Great High Lord and Surprem Dirctor of the Unsiverse and things of simlair unimportants, ect. ect. ect." Of Corse after a great many Deoch of research We've discovered that they Call this Creature or God Like being A Swanberg. Sad we have no evedince of the actual existance of This Swanberg, execpt for a Rare Artifact known as the Swanberg Gezet. This a news paper like object that is often found presevered in glass in the Center of huge Cheese Alters.

Oh wait, Whats that?

*insert Secne of running thought the Bush here*

Well this is a Rare find indeed, This Unseelie that you see has a Weird head Orinment that is this HUGE draping pointed Hat like Object. Here we can see her trying to get herself thorwn out of the Mileth City by Comapiling to one of the Green Robed men and reaptively bashing him over the head. you can also Clearly trying to Conivcen any Youngings that happen to wounder by to drink this Green liqued fallowed by what would appear to be Wine. Other Unseelies refer to this creature as a Fremin. However we have given her the name Spoyzard Extmilly. The most notible thing about this Creature is it's disink call. Listen Carefuly as we might be able to hear it now in celibration of the Death of a younging.

*moment of silnce...*
"SPOY!"

WOW! that was amazing. This is the First time that call has ever been captured on Magical Image and sound repeating Device ((Or Film, but Ithink that sounds better ;p)). And oh dear, it appears as the the Rare Spoyzard Extmilly is being forcible removed form the Mileth outback. Looks like we will have to find a Differn Unseelie. Next time will try to see if we can manage Actuel Communcation with one.

I'm not insane, everyone else is
~Morrigan

ChinLove with Fare Thee Well

Fare thee well

dearest friends,

My travel bugs have finally caught up with me. I am sorry to be leaving such good and dear friends here. Hopefully my travels will one day bring me back to Temuair. May her lady Glioca guide me back soon.
I have hastily written a poem to share. Hope you will enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it. *giggles*
I love you all, old and new friends, stay safe and be well. May her lady speed your journeys and grant you peace and love in every conceivable way. Yours truly,
ChinLove, WindyRunes

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A Funny Aisling Spark
Blue faerie light surrounds me
In the Mileth inn of Ruth
Confused and bewildered
I fumbled with my pouch

The world of Temuair I heard
Is big and strange
Wearing my ragged blouse I walked out
A sniff of fresh air cleansed me out

The first step into the new bright world
My instinct at once scream out
Who what when where why and how
Someone please help me out

I hear snippets of How are you
Repair, Im Korean, Help me out
I looked around the buzz
I thought I almost blacked out
A monk, I think, came to me
You a newbie, he asked me
Yes I am, I said, please help me
He said, I will help if you help me

I looked at him and he looked at me
I waited and waited for him to tell me
He shrugged, mumbled about dugons and ignored me
I don't know what I did but he left me

My mind drifted back to the din
I heard we are called aislings
I tried to walk around gingerly
But I kept banging into things

Later I knew to use overhead sight
So I could move easily to enjoy the sight
Mundane rumours flying left and right
What could I do with my first daylight

ChinLove/WindyRunes

Swanberg with An End to the Written Word

There is an end to the written word
Beyond which we can pass
But those who do, and see the truth,
Never return, alas.
And those who do return, they find
That nothing's quite the same
For that which lives within the mind
Would die within the brain.

Swanberg

Cutest Aislings with the same number of votes (16)

Minoko and Aeda    

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