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and church qualities rather appalling:
TEMUAIR — After checking
of the construction of temples and
churches, a shocking truth came forth.
Most temple displayed bad signs of
aging and disrepair. The Mileth church
had several cracks in its walls and
floor. Sgrios temple was a mess as
a pillar was almost broken right
through. Temple of Cail and Deoch
seemed somewhat neglected but still
stabile. Ceannlaidir and Glioca temple
both suffered from severe damage
to the structural buildup, Glioca
temple in particular had a death
trap review posted of 76 failures
RUCESION — The champions
where seen in a local inn, during
a late night travel. A maid said
they spent the night together but
sources cannot be verified. When
the mundane inn owner was questioned
he said: 'I merely provide service,
food and drinks. What people do in
their private life is none of my
concern, no matter how kinky and
sick that may be.' Both parties involved
have not responded in the matter
and rumor goes the owner of the inn
will be sued, if not worse: beheaded.
king develop hurts his hiney:
LOURES — The king
of Loures developed a a severe case
of 'Buttus crackius maximus'. Rumors
go that the king was gazing outside
and wanted to smell a flower. When
he moved a bit, he hurt his back
and dropped back into the chair,
thereby hurting his rear. The jester
had a long laugh and then was seen
hurtling through the corridor.
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dead in freak cow accident:
TAGOR — By
unknown reason a cow exploded this
morning. 2 people, a man and woman,
died on the spot by this great explosion.
A Rucesion man died some minutes
later when the head of the cow dropped
on him after being launched all the
way from Tagor to Rucesion. Mundanes
cleanup crews spent all day cleaning
up the mess. Local eccentric has
been spotted with alchemy equipment
several minutes before the incident.
Killers in the crypt:
children missing after they fell in sewer:
Odds and Ends
Cats dogs wars
MILETH — Today several
Aislings died in the crypt. Whisper
goes dark Chadul priest aided in
the death of much young Aislings
Guards where being murdered and many
fell to this coward's act of war.
Outrage is screamed as people condemn
the dark ways of these cowards.
children missing after they fell
Jan and Pietro
were lost while they checked out
the sewer which was still clogged
up. Mothers crying in fear as the
kids has not been found yet. Massive
search actions canceled after the
chancellor refused to fund the search.
New ways where been
determined to see if cats could outwit
a dog. The dog, stronger and capable
of a loud bark, couldn't handle the
battle hardened cats, with their
claws and high hisses. After a front
assault by the dogs, the cats retreated
and started casting beag ioc, cradh,
srad, sal, creag, athar and even
beag punsein+pramh spells on the
dogs. Specialist says the dark wizard
taught cats the basic of spells,
after his little kitty got murdered
by a cruel and vicious doberman.
Dogs in terror after massive magicka
slaughter, pet-healers busy all day.
Cherry crop looks
excellent this Deoch reports the
Suomi farmers. Grapes have been doing
it somewhat poorly but farmers stay
optimistic. Rain is to be suspected
and fair weather.
seeks new employer;
Jester male, 28 with 16
years of experience seeks new employer.
Prefers regular hours, a happy and joyful
employer, with free room and boarding
(PS: I prefer to stand, due to a sore
behind). Response to 'Sparky the joker'
Villagstreet 4, Loures. (next to the tavern
'the drunk bard').
Sumo wrestler seeks fame;
Has years of experience
and a strong belly, 400 lbs and going
strong. Reply; Akira Shotuzonuba, Undine.
1 spade, preferable new
but second hand will do if in good shape.
Send a mail to Mundane Harry.
my mace for your club;
Replies to Johnny Nogood.
- For sale 1 chicken due
to marriage, barely used and still lays
many eggs. Reply: to Rudolf Steiner, the
ditchdigger, free lane 16 Rucesion.
- Selling stillas: Due to quitting collection
selling many (some enchanted) stillas;
reply: Loures knight.