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News In Brief
Beggar formally apologizes:
EAST WOODLANDS — The beggar spotted with insane
behavior, apologizes to the Aislings he hurt, when he went berserk
and started beating them with the adventure board. He claims that
life merely was so hard: his wife left him with the kids, he got
kicked out of his house, mugged by Nigel six times and abused by
several Aislings with spells. His apology was denied and now you
might notice he has 2 black eyes, 3 broken ribs, shattered jaw and
all 3 his legs bruised and beaten.... uhm 3 legs??? *ouch* .
Boy from heaven a fraud:
TEMUAIR — A local boy who fell from the sky and
thought to be a god's child, turned out to be a fraud. It seems
that Gerald the local Barbarian had saved the boy from the well
and then used the catapult for a new experiment: 'Ye ol'Toss the
li'l boy game'. When asked why the little boy kept up the charade
he claimed: 'My life sucks, and after I got locked up in the well
and sling through sky I at least wanted some candy, yummy cider
and RULE THE WORLD!.' Eyes were raised from where little boys learned
these insane things.
King buys new pillow:
LOURES — The king bought a new pillow, from the
Undine shoppe. Undine citizens were enraged, by this knowing the
king uses pillows to sit on. This idea made them feel the king sits
on the Undine people. Undine people still feels that Loures raided
their city, stole their women and raped their cattle.... or something
in the order... When the king was asked what he felt about the Undine
people wished, he responded: "Undine?? what Undine??? A you mean
that tiny little place, where we always barbecue *chuckles*."
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Top Story
Riot
for food
MILETH — Today
there was a riot near the local bakery.
Mundanes demanding bread were disappointed
after hearing that an unknown Aisling
bought empty the entire store. When
the baker announced little vacation,
the flames blazed high. Mundanes
dragged the baker to the square,
where he was pummeled into oblivion.
Aisling bystander gazed at the scene,
then a few warriors moved in to save
the baker After a few minutes, the
streets were covered with dozens
of mundanes, brushed, beaten and
broken. When mundanes begged for
healing, the priest merely said,
and I quote: Mileth is a area where
no spells may be cast, perhaps you
should got to the bakery. and buy
some food to heal yourself. This
resulted in a lot of weeping...
Top News
Aislings thought to have new disease
Suomi
plans to dig tunnel
Political Chapter
Strange Aislings
Mileth guards green behind the ears?
The gossip board open 24 hours/ 7 days a week
Justice Chapter:
Aislings thought to have new disease:
TEMUAIR — A new disease is said to have affected
Aislings The disease causes people to behave irrational, insane
and even heretic. Local authority have been on alert, to immediately
ban Aislings having symptoms of the disease. Mundanes have pressured
the need of a public fire stake or bubbling oil, after several mundane
ladies were harassed with improper and heretic words concerning
acts of sexual behavior Tensions raised highly, when mundanes expressed
their anger.
Suomi plans to dig tunnel:
SUOMI — Drego: "To the
other side of the world we go! Right through the heart of it all,
cause everyone knows the world is flat. We'll be the first to have
a tunnel to the other side of the world. With any luck we will probably
wind up near south Rucesion or so next spring." Scholars saying
it is folly, have been silenced by local clergy. Silenced meaning
the stake for those heretics.
Strange Aislings
TEMUAIR - Strange Aislings have been running around
the world with heretic names. Aislings and mundanes scream for blood
and punishment. Guards have been noted that they should force the
Aisling to change their name or suffer banishment.
Mileth guards green behind the ears?
MILETH - guard: "Nonsense I know the law is the inside of my pocket. I mean just look at me enforce the law with perfection..." When being noted that his suit had no pockets, he was extremely silent.
The gossip board open 24 hours/ 7 days a week
Located in the Mileth civics, it is the board outside.
Read the hilarious post of people bashing each other verbally and
trying to make each other look bad. Smile, giggle, chuckle or laughed
loudly as you see another person feeling the need to defend themselves
against another ones silly posts. It will never end as one uses
sarcasm and the other a sharp tongue. The topic now is set on Guilds,
who is a good official and are Aisling able to use a board properly.
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Justice chapter:
2 murderers are at large still. Justice been acting
slowly on it and guards+ captains are impatient. Their names can be
reviewed on the board in the courthouse. |